Wednesday, May 18, 2016

I . . . have no idea!


When I was pregnant with Xyla, I wasn’t nervous about pregnancy, I wasn’t nervous about being a single mom. I was nervous about how the baby gets from one place to the other. It was the most grueling experience of my life recovering from a c-section. I am telling you, if you can survive that – you can survive anything.

I am facing dating again and I have to admit, it isn’t the dating that makes me nervous. It isn’t the idea that I could one day get married. I am nervous about how I am supposed to get from one to the other.

You can read a thousand articles titled “How to get a man to marry you” and you will either see the same advice in 3, 5, 7 and 10 ways varieties or you will see things that will only apply to a very select population of men. I . . . have tried nearly every way. (See how I am leaving room for there to be that one key piece that I don’t ever get because I don’t go to the 31st page of results or further?)

Someone looked at me and said, “You are hot, you are educated, you are nice . . . how are you still single?” Eventually, he’s going to figure out that reason and will likely keep it to himself to spare my feelings and I will never get to know. Same way I have lost out on loving and knowing a variety of nice guys.

I just had a date cancel on me last night. He hadn’t even met me yet and he just knew I was going to be the one. Wisking me off to Vegas. Taking a year off with me to travel around the world . . . we’d go to the opera, listen to Enya with a bottle of wine in the woods, and fall madly and deeply in love. I’d better not call and cancel on him because he was my “one”.

When I told him I would have to check with my babysitter to make sure I wasn’t interfering with her plans to be able to give him a time to meet for the date . . . hmmmm. Sure as life, I got a text that said, “I just got off work, I am super tired and I am going to need a rain check.”  Pretty sure I won't hear from him again.

Sorry. My “one” wouldn’t do that. And then it occurred to me.

They don’t ask. None of them have ever asked. They decide I want or need something they can’t be or provide and they run away. They don’t ever let me speak for myself about what it is I want or need. So I guess, in my mind, the ideal man is the one who lets me participate in the relationship. Seems simple enough . . .

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